yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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