Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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You need a sexual gate keeper
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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