ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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