is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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