But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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