You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
No subtext here. People are naked.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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