I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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