She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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