If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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