Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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