They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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