Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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