She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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