I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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