her vagine was all disorganized.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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