:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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