i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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