it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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