i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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