I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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