I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
operation harelip BJ is a go
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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