oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.