so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.