i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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