i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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