The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Ketchup is God's man juice
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm determined to sit on that face.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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