Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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