they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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