Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
