I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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