Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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