Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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