Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Randomize
