I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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