Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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