i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Just cropdusted the office
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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