Im at strip club and am horny
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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