the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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