So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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