His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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