We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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