Me too!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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