i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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