I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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