But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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