I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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