We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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