All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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