He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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