There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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