There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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