He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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