A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
don't judge my taste in strippers
My dick has a subreddit
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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