Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
