I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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