Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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