I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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